Revolutionary Rants

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Dustin

25 February 2008 @ 11:31

Turkey birdAlso, having spent some of my yoof in Eire, I feel I must draw your attention to this story. You thinks that’s bad, no doubt, but Dustin used to regularly release material whislt we lived in the Emerald isle, including a reprise of Rat Trap with Geldof and a twisted Chirstmas version of a one-hit wonder called Lemon Tree… Oh the hell of it. He was also a fowl-mouthed (pun intended), right-wing, Bertie-supporting supposed Dublin builder of a character. On kids TV… Now the Eurovision awaits… Still, can’t be a shite as Riverdance, can it?

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Comments (1)

Comment by chaz — 29/02/2008 @ 16:31

I wouldn’t be too sure:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z28STzFIFBU&feature=related
And here are the lyrics, apparently:
Irelande Douze Pointe

Oh I come, from a nation
What knows how to write a song…
Oh Europe, where or where did it all go wrong….?

COME ON!!!!!!

Irelande douze points

Drag acts and bad acts and Terry Wogan’s wig
Mad acts and sad acts, it was Johnny Logan’s gig

Shake your feathers and pop your beak
Shake em to the west and to the east
Wave euro hands and euro feet
Wiggle to the edge of the turkey beat

Irelande douze points
Irelande douze points
Irelande douze points
Do the funky beat

D O E double B L E Yeah

Hello Abba, hello Bono, hello Helsinki
Ola Prague, hello sailor, se la vie
Alvida sein Mama Mia, and god save the Queen
Bon joir Serbia, good day Austria
You know what I mean?

Shake your feathers and pop your beak
Shake em to the west and to the east
Wave euro hands and euro feet
Wiggle to the edge of the turkey beat

Shake your feathers and pop your beak
Shake em to the west and to the east
Wave euro hands and euro feet
Wiggle to the edge of the turkey beat

Irelande douze points
Irelande douze points
Irelande douze points
(and fart!)
Irelande douze points
Irelande douze points
Irelande douze points
Do the funky beat
COME ON!!

Give us another chance, we’re sorry for riverdance
Sure Flately he’s a yank
And the Danube flows through France
Block voting, shock voting
Give your 12 today
You’re all invited to Dublin Ireland
And we’ll party the Shamrock way

Irelande douze points
Irelande douze points
Irelande douze points
Irelande douze points
Irelande douze points
Do the funky beat
COME ON!!

Irelande douze points
Irelande douze points

Eastern Europe we love you
Do you like Irish stew?
Or goulash as it is to you?

Shake your feathers

Listen Bulgaria we love you
Belarus, Georgia, Montenegro,
Moldavia, Albania, Croatia,
Poland, Russia, Ukraine,
Macedonia, Love you Turkey
Hungary, Estonia, Slovakia,
Armenia, Bosnia Herzegovina
And don’t forget the Swiss!

liverish