Revolutionary Rants

This will sound a tad Eddie Izzard, so sorry. Why is it that avocados refuse, refuse to ripen (I know, I know, but them near bananas or wrap them in brown paper bags) and then go “bluuuuuup” and turn in to grey mush that upsets the tum?

I have had a bag of the green menaces for a week now and they are still harder than a Mansfield chav… I am missing my salad wraps of a lunch time, they are just not right without the greenies… Sob. I imagine tomorrow they will all have gone “blurrrrp” by about 11am!

Watching the most stupid programme ever, Eat Yourself Thin. It has awful presenters called things like “Gizzi”, who happily cry ‘Oh whow Anastasia, that looks so delish!’ Basically the they cook slightly less calorific versions of vastly caloried things like chocolate cake or takeaway. Lets just say it isn’t only Mr C who is looking forward to the autumn return of Nigella…

Nothing much to report, Mum’s off to Bulgaria tomorrow, took her to the station today (she’s not going by train all the way, of course, just to Reading). Volunteering goes on, busier today. Chicken works on. Applications go in. Our trip to Yorkshire is booked and planned. And, in the small things that I mention to finish posts catagory, I managed to cook Chicks a John Burton Race recipe tonight. I am quite proud.