Back once again for the renegade master?
21 May 2006 @ 13:44
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As most of you (all three of my readership…) will know, Chris and I tend to be sad bastards and watch Channel 4’s creepy ‘experiment’ in constant surveillance of the idiots that agree to such things, Big Brother. Car crash television it may be, but, just like its name-sake, you can’t take your eyes off of it, even if what you may witness will make you feel queasy for weeks… So, my early thoughts on this seventh series’ “housemates”: Bonner (a.k.a. BonnIE) No chance, devoid of personality and cannot prenounce her own name unless prompted. We don’t have weird accents ‘up North’, but they certainly do in the Midlands… Lea Could improve, but looks like a Barbie on acid so equally could snap under the pressure. Doesn’t like fat people, so can’t be all that great… Mysoginist wanker (a.k.a. Mikey) Hope he fucks off back to Liverpool very soon. His mother should be weeping. Pete The one most likely to win, at the moment. Could get annoying, but seems to have calmed down a lot since the opening night. Why do the rest of them think his Tourette’s is so amusing? Wankers! Nikki Kill. Her. Now. If you have a migraine can you scream like that? Imogen Boooooooooooring. Could improve… maybe. Shahbaz Calm down dear, its only a television show. A bit weaker inside than he portrays on the outside, maybe. Could be a dark horse, if he tones it down. Sezer (pronounced, appearently like Ceasar) Ghastly! A bully and a dirty little git, hope he goes soon. Richard Its fun to stay at the YMCA? Could be OK, could be annoying, could be a bit of a Dan from a previous series. Dawn Seems to hate people less than one would expect, I’ll get back to you on this one. Glyn Surely the A Levels were more important? Grace Is she actually still in there? Lisa Appearently a ‘geezer bird’, but, if she cuts down on the ‘yer alrites?’ in her vocabulary, may go along way. Says things to people faces, always a good sign. George Boring, again. All he has done is smirk in the back ground and look stressed when Shahbaz or Richard go near him. |
